dibsonmikeybitch:

Pairing: Ashton and Y/N

Word Count: 8.3k+ words

Rating: S.M.U.T

Requested: Yeppppp!

I seriously considered putting this in two parts but fuck it here’s the whole thing. I am so sorry it has taken me so long to update but I worked so freaking hard on this so any feedback is much appreciated! Much love to anyone who reads and enjoys this! Xx

I apologize for not proofreading this, I just really wanted to get something out to you guys.

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bookmad:

“fat girls shouldn’t—”

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

(via wokespice-deactivated20180421)

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via horanmystyle)

illkim:

Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly

Me:

(via pouting)

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

(via enactive)

unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

(via pouting)

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

(via breakinq)

gnarly:

Why do some couples make their status “single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when I get into fights with my parents.

(via breakinq)